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| Icon | Name | Unlock condition | Base price | Description | ID |
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Pointier hats | Own 1 wizard tower |  3.3 billion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "Tests have shown increased thaumic receptivity relative to the geometric proportions of wizardly conic implements." |
244 |
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Beardlier beards | Own 5 wizard towers | 16.5 billion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "Haven't you heard? The beard is the word." |
245 |
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Ancient grimoires | Own 25 wizard towers | 165 billion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "Contain interesting spells such as "Turn Water To Drool", "Grow Eyebrows On Furniture" and "Summon Politician"." |
246 |
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Kitchen curses | Own 50 wizard towers | 16.5 trillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "Exotic magic involved in all things pastry-related. Hexcellent!" |
247 |
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School of sorcery | Own 100 wizard towers | 1.65 quadrillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "This cookie-funded academy of witchcraft is home to the 4 prestigious houses of magic : the Jocks, the Nerds, the Preps, and the Deathmunchers." |
248 |
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Dark formulas | Own 150 wizard towers | 165 quadrillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "Eldritch forces are at work behind these spells - you get the feeling you really shouldn't be messing with those. But I mean, free cookies, right?" |
249 |
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Cookiemancy | Own 200 wizard towers | 165 quintillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "There it is; the perfected school of baking magic. From summoning chips to hexing nuts, there is not a single part of cookie-making that hasn't been improved tenfold by magic tricks." |
300 |
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Rabbit trick | Own 250 wizard towers | 165 sextillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "Using nothing more than a fancy top hat, your wizards have found a way to simultaneously curb rabbit population and produce heaps of extra cookies for basically free! Resulting cookies may or may not be fit for vegans." |
313 |
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Deluxe tailored wands | Own 300 wizard towers | 165 septillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "In this age of science, most skillful wand-makers are now long gone; but thankfully - not all those wanders are lost." |
434 |
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Immobile spellcasting | Own 350 wizard towers | 165 octillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "Wizards who master this skill can now cast spells without having to hop and skip and gesticulate embarrassingly, which is much sneakier and honestly quite a relief." |
486 |
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Electricity | Own 400 wizard towers | 1.65 decillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "Ancient magicks and forbidden hexes shroud this arcane knowledge, whose unfathomable power can mysteriously turn darkness into light and shock an elephant to death." |
512 |
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Spelling bees | Own 450 wizard towers | 16.5 undecillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "You've unleashed a swarm of magically-enhanced bees upon mankind! Their stinging spells may be the bane of all living things but you're certain you can put their delicious, purple, fizzy honey to good use!" |
668 |
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Wizard basements | Own 500 wizard towers | 165 duodecillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "You've received construction permits allowing you to build basements underneath each wizard tower. This provides a handy storage space for precious reagents, fizzled-out soul gems, and weird old magazines." |
706 |
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Magical realism | Own 550 wizard towers | 1.65 quattuordecillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "More a social than thaumaturgical progress, magical realism refers to the normalization of modern technology among magic-users. It's totally fine for a wizard to drive a car! There's no stigma in waiting in line for coffee! Sure, take a phone call, send an email, whatever!" |
749 |
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Polymorphism | Own 600 wizard towers | 16.5 quindecillion
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Wizard towers are twice as efficient. "This astonishing new field of spellcasting can change any creature into another, its most widespread application being a wizard turning themselves into a different, smarter, stronger, more attractive wizard." |
846 |