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Grandma upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlock condition	Base price	Description	ID
	Forwards from grandma	Own 1 grandma	1,000	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "RE:RE:thought you'd get a kick out of this ;))"	7
	Steel-plated rolling pins	Own 5 grandmas	5,000	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Just what you kneaded."	8
	Lubricated dentures	Own 25 grandmas	50,000	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "squish"	9
	Prune juice	Own 50 grandmas	5 million	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Gets me going."	44
	Double-thick glasses	Own 100 grandmas	500 million	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Oh... so THAT's what I've been baking."	110
	Aging agents	Own 150 grandmas	50 billion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Counter-intuitively, grandmas have the uncanny ability to become more powerful the older they get."	192
	Xtreme walkers	Own 200 grandmas	50 trillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Complete with flame decals and a little horn that goes "toot"."	294
	The Unbridling	Own 250 grandmas	50 quadrillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "It might be a classic tale of bad parenting, but let's see where grandma is going with this."	307
	Reverse dementia	Own 300 grandmas	50 quintillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Extremely unsettling, and somehow even worse than the regular kind."	428
	Timeproof hair dyes	Own 350 grandmas	50 sextillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Why do they always have those strange wispy pink dos? What do they know about candy floss that we don't?"	480
	Good manners	Own 400 grandmas	500 septillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Apparently these ladies are much more amiable if you take the time to learn their strange, ancient customs, which seem to involve saying "please" and "thank you" and staring at the sun with bulging eyes while muttering eldritch curses under your breath."	506
	Generation degeneration	Own 450 grandmas	5 nonillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Genetic testing shows that most of your grandmas are infected with a strange degenerative disease that only seems to further their powers; the more time passes, the older they get. This should concern you."	662
	Visits	Own 500 grandmas	50 decillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "In an extensive double-blind study (sample size: 12 millions), your researchers have found evidence that grandmas are up to twice as productive if you just come by and say hi once in a while. It's nice to check up on your grans! (Do not under any circumstances ingest any tea or tea-like substances the grandmas may offer you.)."	700
	Kitchen cabinets	Own 550 grandmas	500 undecillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "A grandma's kitchen cabinet is a befuddling place. Through lesser-studied aggregating instincts, grandmas will tend to gradually fill all nearby cabinets with various sorts of things, such as curious coconut snacks or dietetic powders. By contract, these are legally yours, which opens up exciting opportunities for your substance investigation department."	743
	Foam-tipped canes	Own 600 grandmas	5 tredecillion	Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Perhaps the result of prolonged service, your grandmas have developed all kinds of odd and aggressive hierarchies among themselves; these will help them not hurt each other as bad during their endless turf wars."	840