Template:Bank upgrades

Bank upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlock condition	Base price	Description	ID
	Taller tellers	Own 1 bank	14 million	Banks are twice as efficient. "Able to process a higher amount of transactions. Careful though, as taller tellers tell tall tales."	232
	Scissor-resistant credit cards	Own 5 banks	70 million	Banks are twice as efficient. "For those truly valued customers."	233
	Acid-proof vaults	Own 25 banks	700 million	Banks are twice as efficient. "You know what they say : better safe than sorry."	234
	Chocolate coins	Own 50 banks	70 billion	Banks are twice as efficient. "This revolutionary currency is much easier to melt from and into ingots - and tastes much better, for a change."	235
	Exponential interest rates	Own 100 banks	7 trillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "Can't argue with mathematics! Now fork it over."	236
	Financial zen	Own 150 banks	700 trillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "The ultimate grail of economic thought; the feng shui of big money, the stock market yoga - the Heimlich maneuver of dimes and nickels."	237
	Way of the wallet	Own 200 banks	700 quadrillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "This new monetary school of thought is all the rage on the banking scene; follow its precepts and you may just profit from it."	298
	The stuff rationale	Own 250 banks	700 quintillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "If not now, when? If not it, what? If not things... stuff?"	311
	Edible money	Own 300 banks	700 sextillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "It's really quite simple; you make all currency too delicious not to eat, solving world hunger and inflation in one fell swoop!"	432
	Grand supercycle	Own 350 banks	700 septillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "We let the public think these are complicated financial terms when really we're just rewarding the bankers with snazzy bicycles for a job well done. It's only natural after you built those fancy gold swimming pools for them, where they can take a dip and catch Kondratiev waves."	484
	Rules of acquisition	Own 400 banks	7 nonillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "Rule 387 : a cookie baked is a cookie kept."	510
	Altruistic loop	Own 450 banks	70 decillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "You control so many branches of the global economy and legislative bodies that, through a particularly creative loophole, donating money (to yourself) grants you even more cash in tax deductions than you started with!"	666
	Diminishing tax returns	Own 500 banks	700 undecillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "Wow, they're tiny! Wish you'd thought of that sooner!"	704
	Cookie Points	Own 550 banks	7 tredecillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "A loyalty program wherein each purchase of your cookies comes with free Cookie Points, which can in turn be redeemed for more cookies, thus creating the self-sustaining economy you've been looking for."	747
	The big shortcake	Own 600 banks	70 quattuordecillion	Banks are twice as efficient. "You're not quite sure what this entails, but it must have been quite the cake for folks to lose their homes over it."	844