Template:Alchemy Lab upgrades

Alchemy Lab upgrades

Icon	Name	Unlock condition	Base price	Description	ID
	Antimony	Own 1 alchemy lab	750 billion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Actually worth a lot of mony."	22
	Essence of dough	Own 5 alchemy labs	3.75 trillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Extracted through the 5 ancient steps of alchemical baking."	23
	True chocolate	Own 25 alchemy labs	37.5 trillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "The purest form of cacao."	24
	Ambrosia	Own 50 alchemy labs	3.75 quadrillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Adding this to the cookie mix is sure to make them even more addictive! Perhaps dangerously so. Let's hope you can keep selling these legally."	49
	Aqua crustulae	Own 100 alchemy labs	375 quadrillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Careful with the dosing - one drop too much and you get muffins. And nobody likes muffins."	115
	Origin crucible	Own 150 alchemy labs	37.5 quintillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Built from the rarest of earths and located at the very deepest of the largest mountain, this legendary crucible is said to retain properties from the big-bang itself."	197
	Theory of atomic fluidity	Own 200 alchemy labs	37.5 sextillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Pushing alchemy to its most extreme limits, you find that everything is transmutable into anything else - lead to gold, mercury to water; more importantly, you realize that anything can -and should- be converted to cookies."	302
	Beige goo	Own 250 alchemy labs	37.5 septillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Well now you've done it. Good job. Very nice. That's 3 galaxies you've just converted into cookies. Good thing you can hop from universe to universe."	315
	The advent of chemistry	Own 300 alchemy labs	37.5 octillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "You know what? That whole alchemy nonsense was a load of baseless rubbish. Dear god, what were you thinking?"	436
	On second thought	Own 350 alchemy labs	37.5 nonillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Disregard that last upgrade, alchemy is where it's at! Your eggheads just found a way to transmute children's nightmares into rare metals!"	488
	Public betterment	Own 400 alchemy labs	375 decillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Why do we keep trying to change useless matter into cookies, or cookies into even better cookies? Clearly, the way of the future is to change the people who eat the cookies into people with a greater understanding, appreciation and respect for the cookies they're eating. Into the vat you go!"	514
	Hermetic reconciliation	Own 450 alchemy labs	3.75 duodecillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "It's time for modern science and the mystical domains of the occult to work together at last. What do gravitons transmute into? What if alkahest is pH-neutral? Should a homunculus have the right to vote? And other exciting questions coming to you soon, whether you like it or not."	670
	Chromatic cycling	Own 500 alchemy labs	37.5 tredecillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "All states of matter exist in a continuous loop. Having learned how to cycle through them, all you have to do is to freeze matter right on the state you need. For reference, the cookie state of matter is situated at precisely 163.719°, right between lamellar gas and metaplasma."	708
	Arcanized glassware	Own 550 alchemy labs	375 quattuordecillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "You think your lab equipment enjoys taking part in these experiments violating all sorts of modern scientific precepts? Of course not. Thankfully, you've finalized the design of specialized beakers and flasks, recycled from the same glass used by the ancients to perform primeval alchemy, and therefore much less picky about the nature of the physical world."	751
	The dose makes the poison	Own 600 alchemy labs	3.75 sexdecillion	Alchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Iterative recipe refinement is a noble pursuit but maybe your cookies have come to contain, well, perhaps a bit too much cookie per cookie. Tweaking it down by a couple percents has helped reduce the amount of complaints to your toxicity call centers to almost nil!"	848